OUR MOTTO

“We play with friends but we don't play friendly game..”

Chronicle of KPMGA

by D. B Matzin


Started its inauguration early in 2006 under the unification of jovial golf nuts who labeled it then as FOM Club, bestowed in honour of senior founding fellow old men (FOM) who were often targets of provocative remarks by their fellow young men (FYM). Ridiculed by 'slanders and insults’ in a number of friendly grueling pastime undermining their capabilities, FOM took the juvenile fellow mates to punishing defeat. Concluded on par if not better hat-trick of victories proved that the old horse still yearns to run....... As more and more FYM joined the club that it began to change its identity. The nuts called it KPMGA to reflect the atmosphere and eccentricity of kampung way of sport. The 'association' grew from a tiny seed to a mighty nut.

If you think, you’re Golf Nut – this will be a venue for you to sprout!!!

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Dream of kampung boys....

You will laugh to see this page when one day a KPMGA nut appears on your TV screen in PGA championship tours....ha...ha...

Sunday, 19 May 2013

Re-acquainting with Ali Sajut, our KPMGA member no.004

Name : ALI SAJUT (the one in the middle) (Prez:  Who doesn't know Ali Sajut..!)

Age : 57 & Still going strong
Profession : Retiree
Status : Still married
KGM Member : No
Home Club (if different from above) : KGS Kuching
Golf handicap : 33
When did you start golfing ? 2007
What is your best ever score ? Cannot remember. Always bad score that’s why don’t bother to submit cards. Editor: For your info, Ali plays left handed and has a mean slice!
What is your most memorable golfing incident ? Hole 14 – when my Srixon 2 hit on the fairway on board the dumb barge in Miri River.
Can share your most disappointing golfing incident ? Never have disappointing incidents……….every golfing outing is fun time for me but the most no fun is KGM Hole 10 (back in 2007) where my ball got buried into teebox instead of flying from the tee..hahaaahaaaa….(Prez:  Bojeng and I were there and saw no object flying. Minutes later, everybody was laughing hehehhhh....)
The best course that you have played at and why ? All the courses played are all best but the worst course is Desert golf in Jubail, Saudi Arabia………every green is a bunker??? And the best is Royal Bahrain Golf course…..off course….
Desert Golf - Jubail
Royal Bahrain












Your favourite hole in KGM and why ?
Hole 9, cos normally quiet hole..and there is mostly no other people to watch your balls fly into the bush.
Your least favourite hole in KGM and why ? Hole 10 - cos too many people watching you teeing off and the 2 pine trees on the right with the pond behind --- is always a disaster for me.
Your dream foursome ? No personal dream foursome. If I have to have fxxxxsome……...always can revert to hand-some.
Your golfing ambition, if any ? As Head of Protestant, my ambition is to beat the foursome specified by KPMGA Member No. 001 (Editor: Tuan Haji Drahman, our President) & amp; to out-seat him to be member no. 000. (Prez:  No AGM, no constitution, no registration  - So, no avenue to oust him.  Long live Mr. President!)

Your dream golfing destination ? No particular destination…..anywhere if there is Hole 19 ready available, somewhere some place Member No.001 have never been too. ( Prez:  Hole 19 is where you can find the best mee jawa in Miri)
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