OUR MOTTO
“We play with friends but we don't play friendly game..”
Chronicle of KPMGA
by D. B Matzin
Started its inauguration early in 2006 under the unification of jovial golf nuts who labeled it then as FOM Club, bestowed in honour of senior founding fellow old men (FOM) who were often targets of provocative remarks by their fellow young men (FYM). Ridiculed by 'slanders and insults’ in a number of friendly grueling pastime undermining their capabilities, FOM took the juvenile fellow mates to punishing defeat. Concluded on par if not better hat-trick of victories proved that the old horse still yearns to run....... As more and more FYM joined the club that it began to change its identity. The nuts called it KPMGA to reflect the atmosphere and eccentricity of kampung way of sport. The 'association' grew from a tiny seed to a mighty nut.
If you think, you’re Golf Nut – this will be a venue for you to sprout!!!
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Dream of kampung boys....
You will laugh to see this page when one day a KPMGA nut appears on your TV screen in PGA championship tours....ha...ha...
Monday, 12 December 2011
Final Season Tally: Road to Kampung Pulau Melayu 2011
As promised, please find the final tally for the season with Sharudin Rahim being crowned the Kampung Pulau Melayu Champion for 2011 with 2 wins, a 3rd place, two 4th places from 6 events participated. Quite an achievement!
Welcome New Members
1. Ezwan Zakaria (Member No. 101)
2. Wesley Nompang (Member No. 102)
Happy Golfing with the KPMGA family!
KPMGA End of Season Finale 2011

Some of the early birds snap shots before the game and a Group Photo during the Gala DinnerThe KPMGA End of Season Finale was held on Sunday 11-Dec with the usual flurry of last minute entrances garnering 33 golfers!!! We also had a Gala Dinner to give away the prizes and close out the 2011 season. A karaoke followed suit.
Quoting our beloved Tuan Haji Presiden, "It was surprisingly a great response for the event. Good weather, can’t find any excuses for playing badly. Turn out was over whelming despite few drop outs in the morning. Gala dinner was very well organised. Thank you to all the MTs who had been putting their untiring effort for the sake of healthy golfing and of course, the beloved ‘Association’. Extension for the Karaoke session was granted slightly beyond the ‘legal’ limit permitted under the local regulations. Hey man! Had to use my ‘veto’ power to stop it!".
The event was won by Hasimah who scored a net score of 70, followed by her husband Awang Bakar playing net par golf with Haji Ibrahim Dawok at 75 net and Sha at 77 net and Zailani at 79 net (OCB).
Please find the full results below:-

That was the last tournament for 2011. We will publish the final season tally and standings soon.
Best Wishes for the New Year 2012 and a Merry Christmas to all who are celebrating !
regards,
syed zulkarnain
Wednesday, 19 October 2011
Jamil Zaki (Member No.90)
Age : 24
Profession : Manager, Subalipack (M) Sdn Bhd
Status : Single
KGM Member : No
Home Club (if different from above) : Kelab Diraja Seri Menanti
Golf handicap : 6 (Ed: Woah ! 6! Boleh challen Kassim Buaya !)
When did you start golfing ? The year 2000 (Ed: Wah! Started at 13 years old)What is your best ever score ? 71(37-34) @ Eastwood (Fluke!)(Ed: ni score pro ni...)
What is your most memorable golfing incident ? Hole in one back in 2001. (Ed: Kat mana ni?)
Can share your most disappointing golfing incident ? None
The best course that you have played at and why ?
Royale Jakarta. Definitely one of the best course I’ve played so far. Nice course and very well maintained without any brown patches or whatsoever throughout the 18 holes! And the caddies too he he. (Ed: Guys, a course that we should play?)
Your favourite hole in KGM and why ?
Hole 14. Full blast off the tee is a must. The confidence hole!
Your least favourite hole in KGM and why ?
Hole 7. Jinx hole. Even I don’t know why? (Ed: Actually ni lebih kurang hole 14....hehehe)
Your dream foursome ?
Me, Tiger, Rory, Donald Trump. Hole to hole 50 bucks all scratch
Your golfing ambition, if any ?
To be the best I could be in this game of extreme pleasure and extreme pain.
Your dream golfing destination ?
St Andrews. The home of golf!
Wesley Nompang (Member No.102)
Age : 33 years
Profession : Contract Specialist
Status : Married
KGM Member : Yes
Home Club (if different from above) : -
Golf handicap : - (Ed - target for Wesley is to get his handicap)
When did you start golfing : Jan 2011
What is your best ever score : TBA
What is your most memorable golfing incident ? TBA
Can share your most disappointing golfing incident ? TBA
The best course that you have played at and why ? TBA
Your favourite hole in KGM and why ? TBA
Your least favourite hole in KGM and why ? TBA
Your dream foursome ? TBA
Your golfing ambition, if any ? TBA
Your dream golfing destination ? TBA
Editor: Wesley has enthusiastically shared his profile despite the fact that he still has to experience the "richness" (his words) of golf which he will update from time to time. I hope others will also share his enthusiasm and share your profiles.
Sunday, 16 October 2011
October 2011 Monthly Medal
1st : Sharudin Rahim @ Sha – 69 (OCB)
2nd : Hipni Joji @ Bojeng – 69
3rd : Aizat – 73
4th : Azahari – 74
5th : Syed Rossedi – 75
Tuesday, 27 September 2011
KPMGA September 2011 Updates
It is our honour to congratulate Hasimah Semuli on receiving the Pingat Perkhidmatan Bakti (Perak) (PPB) .
2. New Members
We welcome Jasnie Ibrahim and Kevin Tan as new members with membership number 99 and 100 respectively. They have in fact joined the last Monthly medal.
3. Next Monthly Medal
Please be advised that the next monthly medal has been slated for Saturday 15-Oct. Please free up the date.
From syed zul
Wednesday, 20 July 2011
July 2011 MM Medal Photos
The photos of the recent monthly medal

Dato' Aziz winning the 7th place.
Othman receiving his 6th prize.

Jamil receiving his 5th prize.
Apologies but unfortunately Affendi was not able to make lunch and the prize giving ceremony and we do not have a phot of him receiving his prize.

Sha receiving his 3rd prize

Abu Bakar receiving his 2nd prize

Monday, 18 July 2011
July Monthly Medal
Results compiled by Sha.
We look forward to your participation in the next monthly medal in September.
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
California University of Pennsylvania Athletics - Luke earns First-Team All-America honors
Sharing some information on a Mirian, Dianne Luke who is doing well in the US of A. Please click the link below.
California University of Pennsylvania Athletics - Luke earns First-Team All-America honors
Sunday, 24 April 2011
April Monthly Medal
Do note that there were a few participants who did not complete the full 18 holes due to the rain that fell. They stopped after 9 holes. The rest (more hardcore players) nevertheless, slogged on doggedly (pardon the expression) to complete the 18 holes. Semua ended basah kuyup.Thursday, 21 April 2011
Mohd Hilmee Abu Kassim aka “Helmi Kapal” Mem No.085

Age : 40++ (incl service tax + govt tax)
Profession : Kapal Selam dan Kapal Laut
Status : Married
KGM Member : Not yet
Home Club (if different from above) : Eastwood Valley GCC
Golf handicap : Seem to be stucked at 36 (NHS says so! And I’m not complaining…)
When did you start golfing ? Officially - Chinese New Year 2010; forced by my demanding Boss a.k.a Ponti Express.
What is your best ever score ? Scored 97 Gross at Sutera Harbour GC....sometime in Oct 2010. They made the course easy for the Japanese and Koreans… so they said.
What is your most memorable golfing incident ? 8th Jan 2011. Chased by a swarm of really pissed off ground hornets at Hole 15 Eastwood. 2 persons from our flight were admitted into the Emergency Ward at Miri GH. Each were stung at least 30 times. We laughed about it now. (Ed: Must have been scared sh**less then.....)
Can share your most disappointing golfing incident ? 27th March 2010. Teed Off in front of huge gallery at a Sribima Invitation event. Hole no. 1. Bintulu Golf Club. 1st hit – missed, 2nd Hit – Skied it and fell to the red tee box. 3rd Hit – right into the valley in front. (I am surprised I continued playing till today). (Ed: The beauty and lure of golf.....;))
The best course that you have played at and why ? Dalit GCC, Kota Kinabalu. Par 3 hole… Beautiful view of Mount Kinabalu as the backdrop and the sea at the side. All the “Kapal Selam” boys play there too. (Ed: I agree, played there and enjoyed the scenery.....the golf was something else though....)
Your favourite hole in KGM and why ? No clear favourite but I think hole 14 is quite memorable for me as it gave me a birdie and a few pars. Hole 15 for the Laksa Sarawak Udang Galah for breakfast with the family and friends.
Your least favourite hole in KGM and why ? Holes 4 and 5. The greens are on volcanoes.
Your dream foursome ? Anyone will do… as long as they don’t give me free coaching and become irritating.
Your golfing ambition, if any ? To win something other than lucky draws.
Your dream golfing destination ? Bali
Mohd Hilmee Abu Kassim aka “Helmi Kapal” Mem No.085
Sunday, 3 April 2011
Azahari Bujang (Member No.097)
Name : Azahari Bin Bujang Monday, 28 March 2011
March 2011 Monthly Medal
Sunday, 6 March 2011
Andrew Victor NubAge (Member No.089)
KGM Member : Yes!! Can only afford one.
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
February 2011 CNY Special
It is hoped that those who has not participated in a long time would participate in the next event scheduled for Sunday 27th March.
Tuesday, 15 February 2011
KPMGA 2011 Calendar

Cheers
Syed zul






Bojeng in his BMW Z4.