OUR MOTTO

“We play with friends but we don't play friendly game..”

Chronicle of KPMGA

by D. B Matzin


Started its inauguration early in 2006 under the unification of jovial golf nuts who labeled it then as FOM Club, bestowed in honour of senior founding fellow old men (FOM) who were often targets of provocative remarks by their fellow young men (FYM). Ridiculed by 'slanders and insults’ in a number of friendly grueling pastime undermining their capabilities, FOM took the juvenile fellow mates to punishing defeat. Concluded on par if not better hat-trick of victories proved that the old horse still yearns to run....... As more and more FYM joined the club that it began to change its identity. The nuts called it KPMGA to reflect the atmosphere and eccentricity of kampung way of sport. The 'association' grew from a tiny seed to a mighty nut.

If you think, you’re Golf Nut – this will be a venue for you to sprout!!!

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Dream of kampung boys....

You will laugh to see this page when one day a KPMGA nut appears on your TV screen in PGA championship tours....ha...ha...

Sunday, 3 May 2009

Hj Rosli, Member No.061

Today we are posting a profile of Hj Rosli, Member No.061.

Name : Hj Rosli
Age : -
Profession : -
Status : -
KGM Member : Yes
Home Club (if different from above) : -

Golf handicap : 17
When did you start golfing ? 1973
What is your best ever score ?
Best score at KGM 40/39.
What is your most memorable golfing incident ?
When I was hit by a golf ball while on 8th fairway from a golfer on 2nd fairway. I was playing with Kelana Ibrahim. We were very angry and waited to confront the golfer and his caddy. Turned out to be a Korean. When he apologised his voice was squeaky, no wonder he couldn't shout. When I saw the caddy both of us were laughing as it was Reduan - the dumb caddy who speaks with sign language. Both Kelana and I stopped being angry and started laughing.

Can share your most disappointing golfing incident ?
During a monthly golf competition, I realised that the three players playing with me are all cheaters!!! I think this is getting to be very common now!!!

The best course that you have played at and why ?
Borneo Golf Course at Bongawan. The Scenery and course condition is fantastic.
Your favourite hole in KGM and why ?
The new hole 12. More challenging and better looking with the boulder-lined banks.
Your least favourite hole in KGM and why ?
Hole two. Always wet and soft ground - even when the weather is dry. Poorly done by the club manager when he raised the middle of the fairway.
Your dream foursome ?
None - anybody will do except don't cheat!
Your golfing ambition, if any ?
None

Your dream golfing destination ?
Any course will do

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